Linux needs more porn
Yes, I went there, and by ‘Linux’ I mean generic software that runs on the platform. This week is the annual Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas, and there’s at least a billion users out there who think the computer is at best a porn delivery device. Linux doesn’t need more codecs; those can be had easily enough. But it does need simpler native backup and photo management software. Notice I didn’t mention Wine. Oddly, one of the best on the Windows side is a fantastic file manager named XYplorer. The simple ability to press CTRL+P to copy a file address is ever helpful, among its search abilities. Perhaps a porn distro is in order.
Turn Linux into a better porn machine and Linux conversion will increase fivefold in five years. I guarantee it. It’s obvious why: filesystem capabilities Windows only dreams of, giving you the long-term stability to protect your hard-earned porn stash. Your files are safe with Linux. Worth a chance. Worth a chance.
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Now I’m off to the patent office, since according to those idiots anything that comes to mind can be patented. Oh shit, I just had a thought on how birds appear when flying. That’s another patent. Oh shit, I just remembered that the process for thinking of how birds appear when flying can be patented. That’s another patent. Oh shit, I just realized I could do this all day. Can I patent that sentence? Wait, I know, I’ll patent the word patent, then I can charge the Patent Office with infringement.
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Wasn’t the author of SFFS working on a Linux version? And with Pierre rewriting XnView to make it cross-platform, I think they got your pr0n needs covered ;)
Hmm pornix. or……
Oh man, Pornbuntu here we come. Awesome sauce!
Guess your blog stats are skyrocketing right now ;D
Maybe if you like Nadine (I worship those big chi-chis!), but am I the only guy to recognize that porn has always been on the cutting edge of tech?
Currently I think a lot of Adult Entertainment sites make their money from virus infections for visiting Windows machines. It certainly was the reason I first started using Linux, to avoid these Web Transmitted Diseases. However, if Linux became The Pr0n OS of choice, the sites might stop serving to Linux visitors, or begin using more obscure (or bogus) codecs in attempts to get clueless users to download and execute code in order to see a video, or think ‘well I could just do this on Windows without this headache’ when in reality they couldn’t view the videos on either platform, as its just a virus.
Still, I like the idea. Rather than a specific distro, why don’t people talk about this in general when their friend is forced to clean this crap of from Windows machines?