John Paczkowski has never used Linux

Those Wall Street guys must have graduated from Harvard or Yale, because they’re utter goddamn idiots, even with tech. John Paczkowski has not heard of FTP or Linux, it seems, whose various distros come with a desktop environment, such as KDE, Gnome, or Xfce, etc., and includes their own non-IE browser. Or, you could install anything you want (except IE) from your GUI package manager. Or, if you are a command line guru, you call upon your zypper, yum, conary or apt-get from the terminal, and you awk sed grep your way to what you’re after.

Wow. But other solutions includes simply offering the Windows user a choice at setup of which browser they’d like to download and install. Nah, that’s too hard for John.